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| Yo mama so strong, she can turn peanuts into peanut butter |
| Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging. |
| Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras |
| Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. |
| Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! |
| Yo mama so dark when the cops shot a bullet at her the bullet turned around and asked for a flashlight. |
| Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof |
| Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. |
| Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! |
| Yo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamasofatjokes.html |
| Yo mama's so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars. |
| Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. |
| Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth. |
| Your momma is so fat, when she goes swimmin, she leaves a ring around the lake! |
| Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! |
| Your mamma so bald they call her Mr. Clean with a twist. |
| yo mamas had so much plastic surgery that a little girl walked by her and said "mommy i want that barbie doll for Christmas" |
| Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning! |
| Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa. |
| Yo momma so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't get through her. |
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