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| Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China? A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. |
| Q: When was the first Russian election held? A: The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife." |
| Q: When was the first Russian election held? A: The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife." |
| A Frenchman walks into a bar and sits next to a black guy with a big parrot on his shoulder. The Frenchman drinks a beer and asks the black guy," Were in the hell do you get one of those?" The parrot looks down and says,"Go to Africa thers millions of them." |
| Q: When was the first Russian election held? A: The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife." |
| Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe? |
| You're amused when Americans think Chinese fast food is good. You feel awkward when someone asks you to leave your shoes on in their house. You kiss up to relatives when it comes close to new year. You have instant noodles in your house. You can't go more that five days without rice. You have a 40lb. bag of rice in your pantry. You drive mostly Japanese cars. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom. |
| Q: What did the Australian do after raking the leaves? A: He fell out of the tree |
| A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" |
| Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do |
| Your car costs more than your college education Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents People are always asking you if you can get them a cheap deal on something...and you can You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market |
| A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down next to him. The Rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the Rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this?!!" source: http://www.jokes4us.com/ethnicjokes/jewishjokes/blindmanjoke.html |
| Q: Why did Stalin wear knee boots while Lenin's were much shorter? A: Because during Lenin's time, Russia was polluted only up to ankle. |
| 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. |
| You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The mosquitoes have landing lights. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. |
| A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." |
| This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me … your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife….” |
| What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot. |
| Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together? A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal. |
| How do you play poker in Howard Beach? Two clubs beats three spades. |
The world is composed from different communities, all sorts of people who live in the world from all the countries, such as Russia, the United States, Germany, Persia, Iran, Turkey, Tunisia, Morocco and many more. The world over the years began to write jokes about the evidence, all kinds of jokes evidence Funny on each committee and what characterizes it. The funny thing in the jokes is that they are authentic, really talk to the heart of Laughing. Each community has its own property, American always love to talk a lot, Persia are really cheap, and every country got it's property.
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