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| Q: What do u call two black people in a sleeping bag? A: Twix |
| Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A: At the casketeria. |
| Q: what do you call a black person with nappy hair in space A: a niggerknot |
| what is the differance between a black person and a pizza ? the pizza can feed the whole family |
| Why can’t Stevie Wonder see? Because he’s black. |
| 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. |
| Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on! |
| Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree??? A: An alabama windchime |
| Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh? “I did!” sobbed Johnny. |
| Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead. |
| What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still happy to see you. |
| A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names." |
| Q: What's the difference between a dead black man in the road and a dead dog in the road ?. A: There are skid marks leading towards the dog where they tried to stop. |
| A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
| On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" |
| What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be. |
| Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17. |
| You’re so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent. I LOVE BLACK ;) |
| Lets see if we can irritate everyone in one funny racist jokes post. Funny White Racist Joke What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer Funny Black Racist Joke What do you call a black man in court? Guilty Funny Mexican Racist Joke What do you call a Mexican man in court? Anything you like, he doesn’t speak English Funny White Supremacist Quote I’m a white supremacist who enjoys sunbathing so I look more like the races I hate, unfortunately I’ll die early from skin cancer! We truly are the supreme white race. |
| How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?...Nine months. How do you get a nigger out of a tree?...Cut the rope. Why are jelly beans a lot like the world?...Cuz everyone hates the black ones. What's the most confusing day in a black neighborhood?...Father's Day. What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?...Alive. What did Abraham Lincoln say after his five day drunk?...Who the fuck did I free? Why does asprin work?...cuz its white. How do you drown a nigger?...pop his lips. |
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