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| What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming! |
| Q: What happens when a cow laughs too hard? A: It Cowlapses! |
| Q: What is lion's favorite food? A: Baked beings! |
| Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? A: Tweetie Pie! |
| What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee! |
| Q: What kind of dog tells time? A: A watch dog. |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman! |
| Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken! |
| Q: What's a lion running a copy machine called? A: A copycat! |
| Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? A: Terrier-fied! |
| The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?" The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." |
| A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit, which he fed to the dog. A busy body who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!". The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find which end is his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass". |
| A little boy ask his mom how many feet do those three rossters have? The mother replies 6 How many eyes do the three roosters have? The mother replies 6 How many beaks do the three roosters have? The mother replies 3 How many hairs is on that white cats head sitting by the roosters? The mother replies i dont know The son then says "How come you know so much about black cocks and nothing about white pussy" |
| An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but dumbs. |
| Why did tiget look inside the toilet? He was looking for a Pooh! |
| Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes. His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!" |
| A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apples and the shop keeper says no. The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no. The next day he goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for sum bloody apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !! The next day the penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes then" !! |
| An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep." |
| Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from." |
| Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. |
Everybody loves animals and i guess most of you have also dogs in your house. If you love them your dogs or any other animal so much, you will not refuse to laugh about them for a moment. The best animals jokes about all the animals we love and know from our life. If you got nice animals jokes send us and we'll put them at Dr-Games.
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